sarahntastic

I’d trade lots of shady-immoral-questionable things to be thin and without food issues.

I love one of my dogs a billion times more than the others.

Looking at shoes and jewelry reduces my blood pressure markedly.

I drink too much, and I like it.

I have the libido of a 16 year old boy.  Or a 37 year old woman.

I’m a mean fighter.

I could eat Jif Chunky every day and still never have enough.

I think I want a baby.

I lack patience for complaining.  That thing I do incessantly.

I am missing the gene for producing fake laughs.

I love so fast and hard, I am starting to wonder if I know what love is.